Mission impossible 2, Cinematic Moments are bad for your health(SPOILERS!!!)

The closed captions were supposed to say: "it seems we have a problem Dimitri" But it got cut out in the screen shot, just my luck I guess.

Mission Impossible 2, what can I say about this franchise now that I havent already said in the last article.

Well for one I recently realised that these films aren't original ideas, they are based on a Earlier TV series.

But that aside, it seems we have a Problem Dimitri.

As this time a giant corporation is creating a deadly blood boiling virus called chimera so it can sell the cure.

Thankfully at least this time Ethan hunt isn't a registered enemy of the state and also thankfully this time the cute lady isn't on the villains side.

But she is also a living petri dish for the virus, wait what?

Yeah so you see Ethan did the mission impossible thing of doing the most outlandish manoeuvre to destroy all samples of the Chimera, but he does it extremely slowly to build tension, and in the final moments pauses to wait for a dramatic realisation that the doctor carrying a living sample of the Virus was carrying it in his own body.

And you know it is shit like this that makes you realise cinematic moments can really be bad for you because this cinematic moment causes Ethan to drop the last remaining sample being unable to destroy it.

All because the man he sent his new girlfriend to spy on figured it out and did the uno reverse card of using the height accent voice and facial bone structure changing masks to disguise himself as Ethan hunt and go talk to Nyah(Ethans girlfriend and theif)

Infact this dickhead suspected Nyan from the beginning but he has, in his words, "the burden of sex".

And he figures out the spying earlier when Nyah steals the disk containing information on Chimera from his left coat pocket and puts it back in his right on accident.

So much for that plan.

And so, Now that Nyah is being used as a hostage she injects herself with the last dose as a hail mary.

Bravo Nyah now Ethan must get you a cure.

Yes Nyah, you weren't thinking.

No Nyah, I would rather not do that.

Once again this is done to create cinematic tension, proving Once again that Cinematic tension isnt good for your health.

And so it is off to the races to win a dose of Bullerophol so that she can be cured before it is too late, Ambrose the villain has an even more diabolical plan, he is gonna let her roam the streets so that they can intentionally cause an outbreak, create demand and sell bullerophol and he will take 51 percent of the shares of the company that sells it.

Unfortunately Ethan hunt is here to acrobatics him to death while playing the Uno reverse reverse and using a him mask on one of Ambroses henchmen so Ambrose kills the guy he previously cut a finger from.

I am starting to think Ambrose isn't a very good guy people.

I wonder why Ethan doesnt kill him when he takes his knife, why does he throw it on the ground and start punching him? Is it because they wanted a scene later of him picking up a gun with his feet and then acrobatically shoot the villain while dodging the bullet?

Yes absolutely.

Once again Cinematic moments prove to be very bad for someone's health.

Look guys is it dumb?

Absolutely.

Do I love it?

Absolutely.

I mean Ethan even gets a free vacation with his new girlfriend now that all is over.

And I gotta say, a thief is really the best addition to a spy team, just like a hacker in luthen, so I gotta say despite all the Dumbness I really like Nyah's character and can't wait to see what they do with her in the future.

Spoiler alert: i have seen like half an hour of mission impossible three already... you'll get the joke soon enough.