Mission Impossible: Ghost protocol, once again Ethan is a Rogue agent

Mission impossible went on a long hiatus, you can tell because Ethan hunt is all wrinkly now, but don't you let that fool you, my man Tom Cruise is just as active as ever.

And this time he will be hanging from the burj khalifa.

So what happens that leads Our very own Tom Cruise stunt excuse to this point?

Well firstly his wife left him.

Again, I know.

But now my man is in a Russian prison with a very Russian name(Sergei) and a very Russian friend. And then they break him out.

His mission should he choose to accept it will be one that will be interrupted by another rogue Ex agent who wants an all out nuclear war and uses their same frequency as an idiot helping them to find out what they are doing.

Until... you find out he is actually not an idiot and this whole thing was meant to frame the IMF in the bombing used to cover his theft.

And while Everyone in America knows the truth, they have no proof and so the only way to get out of this and give the IMF any chance at a win, is by invoking ghost protocol, the biggest cover there is, IMF is disbanded, a ghost, and now, they have to find the real culprit in order to stop an all out nuclear war.

So once again like in pretty much every Mission Impossible except for 2(and we don't talk about that one) The Govt is working against Ethan hunt and he is a wanted man, except this time it's the whole fucking IMF BABY!!!

But why does the villain, want a Nuclear war? Well for the same reason Sebastian Shaw wanted the same thing in another movie also releasing in 2011 called X-Men First Class, because this man thinks some suffering is necessary for Human evolution.

You know it seems 2011 was big on nuclear fear wasn't it.

But regardless, in order to stop this Nuclear war they must intercept a deal with the Nuclear codes v/s diamonds and in order to do that, they must climb the Burj Khalifa baby!

So they do that, with the same amount of mortal Danger you would expect from this kind of thing in a Mission Impossible movie.

Hey did you know Tom Cruise does his own stunts?

Now I just have one question, is this Ethan Hunt or Tom Cruise who is doing this stunt???

Well apart from this thing, it appears that this time they brought Hawkeye from avengers into this thing, I mean if Nuclear war ain't an avengers level threat then I don't know what is.

And Jeremy Renner is Special Agent Brandt, a man who is ashamed of his past missions as a field operative and has since given up that life in order to become just an analyst.

An analyst working for non other than the Secretary who supposedly leads IMF, and gives them the Ghost protocol orders and then becomes a ghost himself...

He is killed I mean.

But why is Brandt so ashamed of his past?

Well because he had a job to look after a certain couple and not let them realize that there was any danger about to befall them, he wanted to warn them, but orders are orders so he doesn't, one day he follows the Husband, leaving two of his men with the wife, only to return and find that she has been taken.

They find her dead sometime later, or what was left of her.

He never saw the husband again, until he and the secretary had to tell Ethan about Ghost Protocol.

Yes guys Ethan's wife didn't leave him, she died, and the cover story is that she left him, and feeling responsible for this death Brandt left field operations.

But there is no time for that, as after a Desert chase sequence, and a reunion with his Russian prison buddy, they have to rush to India in order to meet the rich playboy Anil Kapoor, I mean Brij Nath, of course.

And their final hail Mary attempt to stop an all out Nuclear War, is for Brandt to jump into a deadly shaft with a fan at the end of it, and then go through more shafts trusting his life to Benji who is a field operative now, having come up in his life.

And after Seducing the rich playboy with Agent Jane Carter(No not Peggy Carter.) Ethan and Carter must do on an all out car chase in order to get to the Nuclear Launch device, but oh no it is too late the Nuke is launched, except, no, actually you can still disarm it mid air.

So the chase is on baby, you know there is a point in every Franchise that you realize they have completely given up on justifications and simply want to give you bombastic stunts and you as the audience have stopped caring as well and are just here for the ride.

And so once again Nuclear War is stopped moments before impact and the Day is saved thanks to the Heroic actions of one Ethan Hunt as the disarmed Nuke simply bounces off its Target into the water and is later called a meteor by the lying media

And the person from Russia who was meant to hunt Hunt finally realizes they were on the same side, I mean after all, Russian media also called the Kremlin bombing a gas accident.

Is it just me or does the Nuke look like a dick???

But WAIT! The movie isn't over yet, they have one last twist to throw our way, Did you know that pretending Ethan killed his wife's killers and then went to prison for it is the best cover for his very ALIVE Wife???

YES SHE IS ALIVE, and so our new Hero Hawkeye is completely safe in his conscience.

And for the first time we have the most two thousand tens thing in a Mission impossible movie, a bit of Sequel bait.

Andf that is Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol yet another excuse for Tom Cruise to do the craziest of Stunts known to Human Imagination, and now to look at the rogue nation they set up in this one.