Mission Impossible: Fallout So finally they brought Superman into the mix didn't they? ><

Well Well Well, now that the IMF has been reinstated and the former Director of the Fuckin CIA is leading them, there is absolutely no way that they can make it so that Ethan Hunt is a registered Enemy of the State once again is there?

So how will they escalate this constantly escalating series of Films to satisfy Tom Cruise's unending obsession with doing life threatening stunts which in no way is a way for him to satisfy his urge to go down swinging in his elderly Age and in no way a weird attempt to get out of the inescapable Church of Scientology.

Yeah no he is totally an outspoken Advocate guys, I mean it's not like the Church has secrets on all its members and it prevents them from leaving especially when it's a useful mouth piece like Ethan Hu... I mean Tom Cruise.

And in no way is it possible that they are Threatening him to keep him in the Church even as his wife divorces him to take their Daughter Away from the Church.

Yeah the Church isn't Shady at all guys.

But enough about Tom Cruise's Personal Life, You are here to see Ethan Hunt fight the Man of Steel, and you are going to get it, as he plays CIA: Special Agent August Walker.

He is sent here by the new director of the CIA to keep an eye on who she calls to be Grown Men wearing Halloween Masks.

So wait, Superman is supporting Ethan Hunt? Well there is no way the enemy can win.

But who is the Enemy this time, well it is the Remnants of the Syndicate who call themselves the Apostles, and their current in command wants to get Solomon Lane out of prison with the Help of a new operative called the White Widow.

Now I am in no way saying that she is discount Black Widow, you are saying that.

But who is the White Widow A.K.A. Allana?

Well who other than the Daughter of Max, who the fuck is Max? Well if you turn your head back to Mission Impossible one, you will remember that that movie's main villain Codenamed Job(yes from the Bible book of Job) had a contact named Max who sold to the highest bidder and was then made a deal with by the IMF.

Yes, that Max

The Resemblance is Uncanny.

But Alana has a deal with one John Lark a world famous mass murderer and Alana has set up a deal with an unknown entity to trade Solomon Lane in exchange for some plutonium Cores, Cores needed to make a Nuclear Bomb, now you already know what the ending is gonna be don't you, you are smart like that.

But right now they have got to protect the White Widow(god I feel funny even saying it.) from her assassins.

And to have an excuse for her to pull her dress back to remove the knife from her thigh.

So Ethan pretends to be John after his "friend" Ilsa Faust kills the real one, and makes the deal.

In the meantime Walker lies to his boss about Hunt in order to set him up, so he was the villain, I see...

But Ethan is the one who caught Lane.

But we will cross that bridge when we get to it, right now, Ilsa is trying to kill Lane, wait what?

Well this is her way of getting off the MI6's wanted list as they simply see her as someone who helped Lane and is therefore just as Dangerous as Lane.

So this is how she proves her loyalty.

But there is a twist in the plan(when is there not)

Walker has set up Hunt and the Secretary also wants to capture Hunt for the CIA, or so it would seem until, of course HALLOWEEN MASKS!!!

What I mean is, Lane was actually Benji wearing a lane mask this whole time and now Walker is exposed.

Except Sike he has men everywhere and so he kills the secretary because someone has to die in this movie like all the others before it.

So the director of the CIA wants Walker brought in because of course she does and then we get another memable moment of Tom Cruise running like a maniac and chasing after Walker meanwhile the have another two nuclear bombs set up that are synced and therefore need to be disarmed together because if you disarm one first then the other goes off immediately and you can disarm them together only after the timer has started.

Therefore obviously Tom Cruise must now learn how to fly a helicopter, I mean what did you expect?

To complicate matters Ethan's potential girlfriend and his ex are at the same site but thats okay his ex is married and happy now and his could be girlfriend likes his ex because she helps Luther to partly defuse one of the bombs.

Lane is there of course and he almost does a rope death on Benji while Ilsa is tied up to cause another action scene to happen but Tom Cruise gotta Tom Cruise and he throws superman into an exploding helicopter saving the day and teaching the director of the CIA the importance of IMF.

I sure hope they dont randomly kill off one of the members of this new IMF going forwards.

Oh and also the White Widow was working with MI6 and CIA the whole time, I mean obviously, they gonna stick to an actress like that for the rest of the franchise innit?

And so now you know the main reason why Henry Cavil had a moustache that needed to be digitally removed in the reshoots of Josstice League.