The Boys Season 5 Episode 7: The Crime of Free thought.

The Boys, a show that will forever be known as that piece of entertainment that left any a chances of trying to be a good show and stayed loyal to a very bad piece of source material and proceeded to become the unintentional Oracle of whatever is going to happen in America this week.

All the while it was genuinely trying to be a Satire that just happened to accident on revealing exactly what will actually happen, frustrating Eric Kripke to the moon and back as he fails to out-satire reality.

So here we are in the penultimate episode, and Homie is sitting on the president's chair.

And it is there while charting the difference between nuts and milk, that he comes across the greatest Idea that shall ever grace his smooth little brain.

You have a mind reader! Make her read Minds!!!

And then he kills Joe Biden. I mean I can't be the only one who thinks the actor playing the president looks like him right?

Well after killing him Ashley and Bashley fight while Ashley sits on the President's chair and Bashley Just quits.

I guess the Cassandra Nova allegations just got bigger.

But this incident gave Homelander another fucked up idea.

Lets use Mind readers.

And show people the most fucked up "I AM JESUS" PSA and then see whose thoughts betray them.

Fucking Genius, But I think it is precisely because of shit like this that dictators fail.

At a certain point they just start indulging too much.

Now these people, were ready to support Homelander.

But now that they have been saved from certain death by Starlight, who do you think they will side with now?

The only thing the good guys have to do is not give up hope, which Starlight almost did.

Including telling Marie Mouraeu to Fuck off.

But because there was just enough of it left, and MM explained the origins of his name from saving a pigeon(don't worry its actually quite a nice piece of lore and quite a touching moment.)

But there is still the glaring problem of Homie is immortal now.

So obviously, the only way out is to give Kimiko the same Chest blast that Soldier boy has by repeating the experiments on her.

Wait what?

Oh okay Kimiko, I guess they do have the smartest person alive on their si... no!

She is lobotomized and watching some love reality show because she couldn't predict Soldier boys love and because she lost her boyfriend and as well her grandmother.

Oh okay I guess they are all fucked because Hughie and Butcher are caught by a mind reader.

And Homelander is enroute.

The only thing I want to say before I go further with this is that the deep got fucked in the ass for all his loyalty and now the ocean creatures wont let him in the water even as a man drowns.

But Homies comes, for sage and leaves by taking Frenchie...

So I guess they did do at least one thing for the pre-Finale...