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Writer's pictureG.C.Nightwalker

Venom the Last Dance, a very good movie for someone who has already decided to Love it.

Venom the Last Dance

Now no matter what the internet says, I love the Venom films, the second one less so than the first one but I do still love them.


And Venom the Last Dance, is a Venom movie...


Especially considering that this is Sony.


A studio which while responsible for some of the Best Superhero media known to humanity in the Form of the Three Spiderman Movies(yes even the third one, lets grow up.) is also Responsible for some very... let's say questionable decisions.


Decisions that make me feel that the Spiderman movies were good in spite of Sony not because of them.


I mean Sam Raimi was the Director after all.


May I remind you that it was Sony's decision to force Raimi to put in Venom into the third film because they thought it would make a cool poster.


And they are also the people who wanted to make Mysterio look like this

Mysterio the bullshit version

Yes.


Now considering all of the above, and how badly they fucked up with the Venom story Line in spiderman 3, getting a version of Venom that is even slightly comic Accurate is a fucking refreshing breath of fresh air my god!!!


So yeah, Venom movies? Love em!


But you know, it is Sony, and they gotta always be Sony, After the post credits of Venom let there be Carnage put Eddie Brok in the M.C.U. Marvel just said fuck of and punted him back to his reality, leaving a small part of himself behind, A part that they now show in the Trailer.


Implying multiverse travel, except no, it is this universe, just Venom leaves more goo behind here as well.


Why do you do this Sony? Why confuse the fuck out of us?


I mean we know why, because their movies suck and they want people to confuse them with Marvel movies so that they get viewership.


Also Baron Karl Mordo is here and he is in the Military.


And we have an entire backstory for a scientist, but it means nothing, she just takes a piece of the Symbiote and becomes like, flash or something.


Knull is here, but he is more disappointing than Gorr the God butcher, the man who was supposed to use his sword to kill gods.


You know, the necro sword, the worlds first Symbiote.

Knull

The God of Darlness just pretty much talks about Darkness, and sends Symbiote killers after Venom to get the Codex.


Ah yes, the fucking Codex.


It is a key formed when a Symbiote brings a host back from the death, like a full on Death, and it frees Knull from his prison on Klyntar.


The Symbiote Planet.

Man of Steel, the Codex.

OOOhhhh guys, he is coming.


Would have been interesting if it wasn't coming from the company most notorious for making False promises to get Butts into seats.


You know the thing is, you can almost see where they were coming from, like take the hippie family for example, they represent the every man, seeing these outlandish other worldly creatures.


They look upon the aliens with Awe and Curiosity, and so they represent our connection to the world, except they don't cause they are very tonally inconsistent and kinda out of nowhere.


Also the kid was supposed to be peter if you believe some leaks.


And besides, it has this Mr. Glass talking about comics vibe to it, we have seen Aliens in movies, this isn't news anymore, get on, Eddie dances with Mrs. Chen at a risk to his life because... I... I... Idk... he just does.


And Knull has finally been called by the Mother to come home after Milennia in exile.

The weird Steppenwolf from Josstice league.

Anyone who has been scarred by Steppen wolf in the Josstice league knows exactly what I am talking about.


And the final scene, where Eddie reminisces over Venom, like, these movies aren't... that... it is... people watch them Ironically, like good on the movie for leaning into it, but come on!!!


But regardless, the movie is still enjoyable, if you are willing to open up to it's perspective, which is very, very different from the collective perspective of the world, and why will you open up to it?


Like it is a movie's job to Grab your attention, I mean yeah, Blasphemy for me to say that as an Artist myself, but people go to watch movies with that mindset, the mindset of, I am putting time aside from my very busy schedule, tell me it's worth my time.


So the only way you will enjoy this movie is if you already have decided to give it your all an try to enjoy it as hard as you can, the Hardcore Marvel fans like me.


Which isn't many.


Thanks Sony, keep failing so Marvel can Finally have Spiderman.

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